i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
(Source: crazyfrogvevo)
i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities
(Source: cheerupsmelly)
me at your funeral
i’m a victoria’s secret model. it’s such a secret that not even victoria knows.
