cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

(Source: crazyfrogvevo)

i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities 

(Source: cheerupsmelly)

yesimbeyonce:

me at your funeral

emmatsone:

i’m a victoria’s secret model. it’s such a secret that not even victoria knows.